Donald Trump has so far been unable to obtain a bond that would allow him to appeal a $454 million judgment against him in a New York civil fraud case without posting the full amount himself, his lawyers said on Monday.

  • @givesomefucksEnglish
    15•7 months ago

    I don’t think anyone has ever said they were stable without being called unstable multiple times…

    Like, especially next to genius, no one brags about being stable except people who aren’t. It’s just not something stable people mention.

    Like if you meet someone and they immediately and umpromptly deny that they’re on LSD, it’s a pretty safe bet they’re tripping balls. Because why else even bring it up?

    • @kescusay
      6•7 months ago

      I’ll have you know that not only am I not on LSD, I’m also not on speed, I didn’t just snort a line of coke, I don’t own a crack pipe that I keep in a shoe box, and everything I own doesn’t smell like weed.

      I’m not injecting anything right now, either.

      • @orclev
        2•7 months ago

        You uh … might want to slow it down there buddy. Pretty sure there’s a couple of those things that aren’t supposed to be combined.

        • @kescusayEnglish
          1•7 months ago

          But I told you, I’m not huffing glue, and I definitely don’t have a funnel inserted into my rectum so beer can be poured into it.

          Definitely not.

    • @unphazed
      2•6 months ago

      I don’t know. I’m stable. Haven’t gone off committing atrocities despite the ever growing anger. So doin great!