• Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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    37 months ago

    Imagine not being able to afford the heated seat option with your golden toilet

    • FuglyDuck
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      7 months ago

      Not a good idea, not at all.

      The reason it feels colder than pocelain does at the same temperature is that it conducts a lot more heat away than porcelain does.

      On the other hand, if the shitcan were to be warmer, it conducts heat a lot more efficiently into your ass.

      In short, they’re liable to burn themselves. Which, that thought totally amuses me.

      (They have it coming.)

      • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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        16 months ago

        Still thinking like a poor. The heated seat option is a literal human who sits on your golden toilet to keep it perfectly warm for you at all times.

        As if someone with a gold toilet would put up with a cold seat because of a power outage.