• @[email protected]
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    8 months ago

    Guys, I’ve sent a 1099a with ALL CAPS signed name at 45° angle to slow down the rotation of the earth so that I get longer nights for longer sleeps. But they just ghosted my corporate self. Any immediate remedy suggestions?

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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      158 months ago

      Sometimes I give them bogus advice. I’m pretty good at it.

      • @Delphia
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        188 months ago

        Oh you have to start screenshotting that.

        I used to have a lot of fun with scam callers with a character named “Heinrich Licksumweiner” who insisted on being called “Heinie” a character simultaneously horribly offensive to both gay people and germans but it turns out that a lot of the Indian scam callers are SUPER homophobic.

        • @meco03211
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          98 months ago

          Last name is a giveaway. Gotta hide it just a tad more. Might I suggest the last name Shithead? Pronounced just like it’s spelled (shi-thēd).

          • @Delphia
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            108 months ago

            I would answer the phone with “Ja, zis is Heinrich Licksumweiner, who wants a little Heinie!?!” If they cant figure it out from that then Im about to have a lot of fun with a very dumb cunt.

        • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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          98 months ago

          I enjoyed this one that I composed. Sounds sovcitty.

      • @Xaphanos
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        58 months ago

        I might pay to subscribe to that.