• Viking_Hippie
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    1 year ago

    Ok, now say it like you inherited a billion dollars but you only get it if you spend the night at the Neverland Ranch. Also, you’re 1990s Macaulay Culkin .

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        1 year ago

        Now say it like it is your credit card number and mother’s maiden name.

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            1 year ago

            Now say it like you’re my father and you’re actually proud of me.

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                1 year ago

                Now say it like you’re wondering whether someone has tried turning it off and on again

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                    1 year ago

                    Now say it like you really still love me. After all of these years. After all of those… times… when you said you’d be home. And you weren’t. But I didn’t care because I trusted you implicitly.

                    And I didn’t even mind that you were OBVIOUSLY fucking them and I didn’t even notice that their address was on that one package they sent you and I could find them and I could… I could…

                    Umm…

                    Say it like that.