A Bill to C.A.P.T.C.H.A. (Create A Procedure To Combat Hacker Attacks)

B. The Department of Defense shall award a separate Joint Enterprise Defense Infrastructure (JEDI) cloud computing contract to Amazon Web Services.

There’s no way this is real.

SECTION 5. All laws in conflict with this legislation are hereby declared null and void.

Ah no wait, this is actually probably legit after all lol