• @assembly
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    218 months ago

    They could invade Maine which would kick off the Maple wars. They’ll start to eye Vermont and New Hampshire next. The US population will be powerless to resist as the Canadians lull the domestic population into submission with free healthcare and Tim Hortons.

    • FuglyDuck
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      108 months ago

      they can keep the Tim Hortons, though.

      I’ll take the free healthcare.

    • @[email protected]
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      98 months ago

      Honestly, Canada could take everything north of a line between Pittsburg, NH and Calais, ME (essentially lining up with the NY/VT northern border), and nobody would bat an eye. There’s nothing but trees up there.

      • enkers
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        8 months ago

        Deal. You guys get Alberta and Saskatchewan. Then they can secede with Texas and a handfull of the bible belt states.

    • @Alexstarfire
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      8 months ago

      Take away my Krispy Kreme and then you’ll find out the true meaning of war.