Maybe we just refreeze it and keep that a mystery. What part of 2026 has anyone thinking we’re going to have any kind of good luck this year? This ain’t the year to shoot your shot.

Dude opens a trench coat lined with 16gb sticks of DDR4.

That was the first thing that jumped out. If anyone said that to me, I would be sending out resumes during that 30 minute break.

Yeah mine aren’t doing anything important other than obscuring my SNMP traffic stats. I’ll probably accidentally forget about them again till next year.

That ironically reminds me I still have to remove like three of those.

I’m debating on switching to leather gloves. I keep getting holes in the mechanic gloves I buy from Home Depot. They have saved my fingers when using the grinder but they seem to disintegrate really fast. Maybe I’m just an idiot that needs to stay away from power tools though.

I’m so confused. Can someone explain this one to me? It just looks like someone is playing a phone game or DS or something. Don’t people play phone games still or is that the joke?

I hope this forces Iran to stop arming Russia in their war on Ukraine. Iran must be stockpiling munitions and drones which ideally will not be sent to help Russia now.

I don’t know what this is but it looks good. Can you describe the flavor? I’d like to try it if it’s anything like Vindaloo or Marsala.

I’ve suffered through playing Italian BrainRot games with my kids. That is a level of commitment I never knew I had in me.

They’re just going to vibe code it in React with NodeJS

It would just be gibberish and something about purple hair.

I think like others have pointed out, it kinda needs to be paired with a hybrid electric motor so you get that instant start and just enough time for the gas engine to kick in. My next car will be electric but I only drive like 4k miles a year so it will be a good long time before I get anything new. My 2016 Jeep is still not at 40k miles. It will be interesting (and I look forward) to going from a six speed manual transmission to full electric.

I’m not a fan of auto start and stop but I think it’s because I am older. I never owned a reliable car before 2003 so it’s pretty ingrained in my head that when the engine unexpectedly shuts off, it may not start again. I think it’s a trauma response to owning pieces of shit for a decent chunk of my life.

Why is it that they never leave the EU if it’s so bad for them?

There is a certain irony with my most trusted source of news (im an American) being a British publication.

I pay for The Guardian and I swear there are dozens of us!

Sorry can’t hear you, you’re breaking up <crackle crackle>. The ratio of Banana to Mud is causing packet loss and jitter.

Sounds like the grand jury members were probably sympathetic Trump supporters that would like to do the same to their family members.

Then what am I supposed to do with all this mud and bananas I have laying around??? Copper costs money, I’m selling all mine and rewiring my house from Cat6e to BananaMud 10g.