@ickplant to Science [email protected]English • 9 months agoNow, that's just showing offimagemessage-square20arrow-up1158arrow-down13
arrow-up1155arrow-down1imageNow, that's just showing off@ickplant to Science [email protected]English • 9 months agomessage-square20
minus-square@ickplantOPlinkEnglish10•9 months agoOn one hand, giant penis. On the other hand, never gets to have penetrative sex. Quite the spirit animal.
minus-squaretabrislinkEnglish13•9 months agoThe human sphincter can stretch to 7 inches in diameter. A raccoon can squeeze into 4 inches. You do the math and draw your own conclusions.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•9 months agoLook, if a raccoon can get down my esophagus to the sphincter, he’s welcome to the acid bath.
On one hand, giant penis. On the other hand, never gets to have penetrative sex. Quite the spirit animal.
The human sphincter can stretch to 7 inches in diameter. A raccoon can squeeze into 4 inches. You do the math and draw your own conclusions.
This is not where I expected the night to go…
Look, if a raccoon can get down my esophagus to the sphincter, he’s welcome to the acid bath.
That’s not how he’s getting in.
With other bats* 👀
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