@ickplant to Science [email protected]English • 8 months agoNow, that's just showing offimagemessage-square20arrow-up1158arrow-down13
arrow-up1155arrow-down1imageNow, that's just showing off@ickplant to Science [email protected]English • 8 months agomessage-square20
minus-square@ickplantOPlinkEnglish10•8 months agoOn one hand, giant penis. On the other hand, never gets to have penetrative sex. Quite the spirit animal.
minus-squaretabrislinkEnglish13•8 months agoThe human sphincter can stretch to 7 inches in diameter. A raccoon can squeeze into 4 inches. You do the math and draw your own conclusions.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•8 months agoLook, if a raccoon can get down my esophagus to the sphincter, he’s welcome to the acid bath.
Looks like I found my spirit animal.
On one hand, giant penis. On the other hand, never gets to have penetrative sex. Quite the spirit animal.
The human sphincter can stretch to 7 inches in diameter. A raccoon can squeeze into 4 inches. You do the math and draw your own conclusions.
This is not where I expected the night to go…
Look, if a raccoon can get down my esophagus to the sphincter, he’s welcome to the acid bath.
That’s not how he’s getting in.
With other bats* 👀
Touché