• @[email protected]
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      309 months ago

      In this release, we added a big claw you can use to pinch the nose of someone who was foolish enough to buy a phone from our competitor.

      • @WhatAmLemmy
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        109 months ago

        We also enabled additional anti-competitive features — we think you’re gonna love it!

        • @Archer
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          29 months ago

          Also, you don’t have a choice. This phone will reboot and install the update in 5…4…

    • IninewCrow
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      -59 months ago

      Except one crab costs more than the other … still the same crabs though

      • Jesus
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        119 months ago

        And here we go again. People still arguing over which crab to buy.