edit: for posterity, this was satire but i’m comfortable recognizing it wasn’t opaque enough hence the poor reception. we’ll get em next time.

for those still refusing to get it: voting is harm reduction, see my other recent posts.

  • FuglyDuck
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    48 months ago

    We could just, like, keep dosing him with shrooms and stuff.

    That’ll change reality,

    • @[email protected]
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      28 months ago

      Part of me wants to create a user named Hypnotoad for the express purpose of replying to this exchange and offering his services. But it’s coming up on 4am and I’m expected to be a productive member of society in a few hours.

      🍄‍🟫

      I’m helping!

      - Bizarro Quinn

      • FuglyDuck
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        28 months ago

        That sounds rough.

        Good luck with the coffee maker in the morning