edit: for posterity, this was satire but i’m comfortable recognizing it wasn’t opaque enough hence the poor reception. we’ll get em next time.

for those still refusing to get it: voting is harm reduction, see my other recent posts.

  • @[email protected]
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    48 months ago

    PugJesus wants a re-roll on reality, and this is the only reliable way to do so. At least as far as I’m aware.

    • FuglyDuck
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      48 months ago

      We could just, like, keep dosing him with shrooms and stuff.

      That’ll change reality,

      • @[email protected]
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        28 months ago

        Part of me wants to create a user named Hypnotoad for the express purpose of replying to this exchange and offering his services. But it’s coming up on 4am and I’m expected to be a productive member of society in a few hours.

        🍄‍🟫

        I’m helping!

        - Bizarro Quinn

        • FuglyDuck
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          28 months ago

          That sounds rough.

          Good luck with the coffee maker in the morning