• @too_high_for_this
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    108 months ago

    Cum colored boxes and car-fucking dragons

    Rusty old poop knives and vaginal bacon

    Mom jacks me off 'cause my arms are in slings

    These are a few of the Internets things

    When the mod kicks

    When the troll baits

    When I feel like ass

    I try to forget all the Internets things

    And then I go touch some grass

    • @moistclump
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      58 months ago

      Not too high for slaying some rhymes.