• Ogmios
    214•9 months ago

    To him, the pictures he takes of you look like those top two.

    • @Holyhandgrenade
      103•9 months ago

      For real, most of the pictures I have of my girlfriend are gorgeous, but she thinks they’re hideous. I wish I could accurately convey to her how beautiful I think she is.

      • @[email protected]English
        75•9 months ago

        Seriously, my wife’s biggest critic is my wife.

        And anybody who bad talks my wife is getting a spanking

        Wait. Oh, nice.

        • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppetEnglish
          32•9 months ago

          When my wife starts criticizing herself I say “Stop! I don’t let anyone talk about my wife that way”

        • @afraid_of_zombies
          1•9 months ago

          Mine as well. You look amazing stop saying that you don’t. Do it so often it is starting to make me feel bad.

        • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥
          30•9 months ago

          Oh you want to have candlelight dinners and walk along the canal in moonlight holding hands with a woman?

          That’s so gay.

          Real men fuck men.

            • @Shou
              2•9 months ago

              Wasn’t it Athens?

              • @Olhonestjim
                2•9 months ago

                Cur non utrumque?

                γιατί όχι και τα δύο?