• @Holyhandgrenade
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    10410 months ago

    For real, most of the pictures I have of my girlfriend are gorgeous, but she thinks they’re hideous. I wish I could accurately convey to her how beautiful I think she is.

    • @[email protected]
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      7610 months ago

      Seriously, my wife’s biggest critic is my wife.

      And anybody who bad talks my wife is getting a spanking

      Wait. Oh, nice.

      • @Anticorp
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        3210 months ago

        When my wife starts criticizing herself I say “Stop! I don’t let anyone talk about my wife that way”

      • @afraid_of_zombies
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        110 months ago

        Mine as well. You look amazing stop saying that you don’t. Do it so often it is starting to make me feel bad.

      • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥
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        3010 months ago

        Oh you want to have candlelight dinners and walk along the canal in moonlight holding hands with a woman?

        That’s so gay.

        Real men fuck men.

          • @Shou
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            210 months ago

            Wasn’t it Athens?

            • @Olhonestjim
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              210 months ago

              Cur non utrumque?

              γιατί όχι και τα δύο?