• Zier
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    376 months ago

    That cross will never hold all that weight. This will fail, just like the guy hanging from the cross. And fail bigly.

    • livus
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      186 months ago

      Popular wisdom is that you need to crucify through the wrists, not the arms, to avoid tearing due to body weight.

      In this case I’m thinking you would really need to move it to the shoulders.

        • livus
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          136 months ago

          Maybe swap nails out for 12" landscaping bolts.

          • @[email protected]
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            66 months ago

            Nah, i think regular nails should work fine if we perform some sort of improvised weight loss surgery.

            • FuglyDuck
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              96 months ago

              I think it’d be fine to just, put some fender washers on the nail. it’s not that the nail can’t hold… it’s more that it’ll pull through. But big, wide fender washers should solve that.

              • @[email protected]
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                36 months ago

                Mmm, good point. This is wonderful bc all in casee all thats lying around are big ol rusty ass nails. I think with the washers theyll do just fine. 👍

          • @CatZoomies
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            66 months ago

            I hear you can get those at the Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

            Great landscaping company, incredible. Best there’s ever been. Nobody knows more about landscaping than them.

          • prole
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            36 months ago

            Twelve Inch (Landscaping) Bolts

            My favorite band.