No, you sell them to gullible idiots for $29.99 + s&h.
Make the mouth flap like a billy bass and I’d totally buy one…
second this
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Here’s the audio track for it lol (trump speeches made into emo song)
You can grift those fools out of a lot more than 29.99
That cross will never hold all that weight. This will fail, just like the guy hanging from the cross. And fail bigly.
Popular wisdom is that you need to crucify through the wrists, not the arms, to avoid tearing due to body weight.
In this case I’m thinking you would really need to move it to the shoulders.
Sternum
Best do both, just to be safe.
Maybe swap nails out for 12" landscaping bolts.
I hear you can get those at the Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
Great landscaping company, incredible. Best there’s ever been. Nobody knows more about landscaping than them.
Nah, i think regular nails should work fine if we perform some sort of improvised weight loss surgery.
I think it’d be fine to just, put some fender washers on the nail. it’s not that the nail can’t hold… it’s more that it’ll pull through. But big, wide fender washers should solve that.
Good point. This is the way to go.
Mmm, good point. This is wonderful bc all in casee all thats lying around are big ol rusty ass nails. I think with the washers theyll do just fine. 👍
Twelve Inch (Landscaping) Bolts
My favorite band.
Ugh, take my disgusted upvote
I’d put the hat on top of the cross so it’s “MAGA” instead of “INRI”.
For those who don’t get that reference:
Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Iudaeorum
“Jesus the Nazarene, King of the Jews”Or, for those of us more sacreligious…
“Iron Nails Ran In”
Fake news trump’s tits are bigger than that.
Hands are too big.
So…… since Trump likes appropriating things… think he’d mind an actual crucifion?
I’m sure he’ll be back by Sunday…
Yep, that’s a sin eater.
WoL?
I AM RIGHTEOUSNESS. AND RIGHTEOUSNESS WILL PREVAIL.
For real though, that’s Vauthry.
He’s going to turn into a sexy demi god I get to beat the crap out of?
Can you share the file so I can put them up around town, please? 🤣🤘🏽🔥
post the stl when you do
Tempting to give the real life full sized version a try. If the Evengelicals are correct he’ll just bounce right back from it. They seem pretty sure yeh know? It would be almost a shame to not test their hypothesis.
