• @Wogi
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    -148 months ago

    Dear Canada

    Your sugary tree blood tastes like someone boiled pine needles in tar. Like olives on pizza, the taste taints everything it touches, making the slightest touch of syrup enough to ruin an entire dish.

    Sincerely, all non Canadians

    • @[email protected]
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      208 months ago

      tastes like someone boiled pine needles in tar

      What the actual fuck? Have you never tasted maple syrup before?

    • @WalrusByte
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      138 months ago

      Sincerely, all non Canadians

      That’s a little presumptuous

      • @David_Eight
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        48 months ago

        Dudes definitely never been to Vermont, that’s for sure lol.

    • The Assman
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      128 months ago

      Check the batteries in your carbon monoxide detector