• @Wogi
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      -148 months ago

      Dear Canada

      Your sugary tree blood tastes like someone boiled pine needles in tar. Like olives on pizza, the taste taints everything it touches, making the slightest touch of syrup enough to ruin an entire dish.

      Sincerely, all non Canadians

      • @[email protected]
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        208 months ago

        tastes like someone boiled pine needles in tar

        What the actual fuck? Have you never tasted maple syrup before?

      • @WalrusByte
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        138 months ago

        Sincerely, all non Canadians

        That’s a little presumptuous

        • @David_Eight
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          48 months ago

          Dudes definitely never been to Vermont, that’s for sure lol.

      • The Assman
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        128 months ago

        Check the batteries in your carbon monoxide detector