The Picard Maneuver to Lemmy Be Wholesome • 10 months agoUnbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.imagemessage-square55arrow-up1733arrow-down116cross-posted to: [email protected][email protected]
arrow-up1717arrow-down1imageUnbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.The Picard Maneuver to Lemmy Be Wholesome • 10 months agomessage-square55cross-posted to: [email protected][email protected]
minus-square@P34C0CKlink38•10 months agoThis river can kill you 1,000 ways. l can handle it. The only thing I’m afraid of is the candiru acu. It’s a tiny little catfish. It swims up into your urethra, spreads its little spines, and refuses to budge. You have to cut it out. That’s it I’m going back to L.A.!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish20•10 months agoit makes you feel better, the fish has only been documented doing this once in 1997, and it could have been a hoax Originally I thought the fish only went up there if you peed in the water, but that too seems questionable… But it does seem to like swimming up women’s hooha’s. Just don’t be a woman and you’ll be fine!
minus-square@Viking_Hippielink5•10 months ago Just don’t be a woman and you’ll be fine! Handy tip in general, that! 😛
minus-squarerutellthesinfullinkfedilink17•10 months agothe candiru acu is actually the common name for cetopsis candiru the fish that swims up where it shouldn’t is the vandellia cirrhosa
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish24•10 months agoYeah, I’d be more worried about the brain eating amoebas in the warm stagnant water. Maybe it’s safe if you keep your head out of the water and your fingers out of your nose. Dunno.
This river can kill you 1,000 ways.
l can handle it. The only thing I’m afraid of is the candiru acu.
It’s a tiny little catfish. It swims up into your urethra, spreads its little spines, and refuses to budge.
You have to cut it out.
That’s it I’m going back to L.A.!
it makes you feel better, the fish has only been documented doing this once in 1997, and it could have been a hoax
Originally I thought the fish only went up there if you peed in the water, but that too seems questionable…
But it does seem to like swimming up women’s hooha’s. Just don’t be a woman and you’ll be fine!
Handy tip in general, that! 😛
the candiru acu is actually the common name for cetopsis candiru
the fish that swims up where it shouldn’t is the vandellia cirrhosa
Yeah, I’d be more worried about the brain eating amoebas in the warm stagnant water.
Maybe it’s safe if you keep your head out of the water and your fingers out of your nose. Dunno.
Let’s hope he’s wearing a cork or a condom
Hi me but with more S