• Jackie's Fridge
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    1911 months ago

    Are…are cows birds? Can we call it Moo Flu?

    • @[email protected]
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      1011 months ago

      Oh, it’s definitely the “Texas Moo Flu”

      When we’re all infected, at least we’ll know it started in MAGA “Fake Chinese Virus” rural Texas.

      Totally unfair of me btw, I don’t know the politics of the infected human. The cattle are all bigots though.

        • chingadera
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          711 months ago

          Why aren’t y’all putting “cows” in quotes? You’re just giving them legitimacy. Have you ever actually seen a “cow” up close? No, we just pass them on a highway every now and then.

    • SonnyVabitch
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      411 months ago

      They said sooner will pigs fly than a black man be the president of the US, and then in 2008, swine flu.