A trailer full of bibles appears to have been intentionally set on fire at Greg Locke's Global Vision Bible Church before Easter service, police say.

A trailer full of bibles appears to have been intentionally set on fire at Greg Locke’s Global Vision Bible Church before Easter service, police say.

  • @VelvetStormEnglish
    8•6 months ago

    Or just soak them in water and toss them in a cool moist place and let mushrooms grow on them.

    • FuglyDuckEnglish
      4•6 months ago

      You know. I heard stories as a teen of some evangelist whose Bible grew manna. And eating it caused divine revelation.

      I assume they just baked some sort of sugar cookie, and the revelations and stuff were mostly just the work of an overactive imagination couple with an inactive sense of honesty.

      Maybe they were shrooms…