• partial_accumen
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      1210 months ago

      “Here’s a ticket for breathing out in violation of Tennessee law”

      “What?!”

      “Oh so you’re a repeat offender are you? Here’s a second ticket. You wanna try for three?”

      • @meco03211
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        310 months ago

        Oh we got a smart-ass over here trying to hold her breath? Well missy you should have thought about that before getting pregnant. Now we’ve got you for attempted murder!