• partial_accumen
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    128 months ago

    “Here’s a ticket for breathing out in violation of Tennessee law”

    “What?!”

    “Oh so you’re a repeat offender are you? Here’s a second ticket. You wanna try for three?”

    • @meco03211
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      38 months ago

      Oh we got a smart-ass over here trying to hold her breath? Well missy you should have thought about that before getting pregnant. Now we’ve got you for attempted murder!