“No one who works here at CapitalOne would ever tip this much so we just wanted to double-check you were of sound mind when you did this! :)”
“No one who works here at CapitalOne would ever tip this much so we just wanted to double-check you were of sound mind when you did this! :)”
OP wants to be sucked off for tipping 34%.
Comment section wants to be performative in hopes of also getting sucked off.
Welcome to lemmy.world!
edit: kill me
Neither the OP, this community, you or the person you are replying to are on lemmy.world.
Welp, I’ve brought great shame onto my instance, so I must now commit Japanese ritual suicide. Sayonara, everybody!
I’m on lemmy.world! Who do I suck off? Or do you all suck me? Hell, let’s make it a suck fest!
You can suck me but I’m not sure if that’s allowed since I’m also not on Lemmy.world