• @wjrii
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    216 months ago

    Thank you for making me relive my trauma. I’m not sure the optometrist’s armrests ever worked properly again after my death grip from the one and only time I tried contacts.

    EYES ARE NOT FOR TOUCHING.

    • @grue
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      76 months ago

      I’d rather be tortured by Gul Madred.

      • @aeronmelon
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        46 months ago

        “Place your hand over your right eye and tell me how many lights you see.”

        • @dohpaz42
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          36 months ago

          THERE ARE EIGHT LIGHTS!