• @[email protected]
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    7 months ago

    Every medical drill is like this.

    “I asses the patient”

    "Haha fuckyou they had a katana, you are impaled, and failed to assess basic vitals. They go into respiratory failure. As such you failed america

    • @sheogorath
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      217 months ago

      I don’t like the DM (⁠。⁠•́⁠︿⁠•̀⁠。⁠)

      • @Agent641
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        247 months ago

        “Patient is presenting with chest pain and shortness of breath.”

        “Roll for initiative.”