• teft
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    1009 months ago

    Better learn his polearms if he wants to be a guard. That’s a halberd, not a spear.

    • @[email protected]
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      329 months ago

      This is my knifey guard stick. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

      My knifey guard stick is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

      Without me, my knifey guard stick is useless. Without my knifey guard stick, I am useless.

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        89 months ago

        This is my knifey guard stick

        This is my gun

        My knifey guard stick is for stabbing

        My gun is for fun

      • teft
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        79 months ago

        Let’s just call it unidentified poleaxe.

        Still not a spear though.

        • IninewCrow
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          9 months ago

          Lol … A bunch of us get transported back to medieval Europe …

          Medieval guard: HALT!! Who are you heathens!!!?

          Memer #1: what kind of spear is that?

          Memer #2: that’s not a spear … don’t you know your polearms!?

          Memer #3: that’s definitely a halberd.

          Memer #4: no it isn’t, that’s a voulge.

          Memer #5: lol … you guys don’t know your poleaxes!

          Guard stabs Memer #2, who falls over in a pool of blood

          Memer #1:

          Memer #3:

          Memer #4:

          Memer #5: that’s definitely a halberd

    • Blackout
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      69 months ago

      Yes but is it the pro model? What’s the TOS on something like this?