• no bananaOP
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      596 months ago

      Can’t even trust your phone these days smh my head

    • @PhoreTwunny
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      216 months ago

      You just gotta lay it flat on a table, then spin it.

      • @[email protected]
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        36 months ago

        At last! I knew that inversion table I bought four years ago and used three times was going to be good for something.

    • @Katana314
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      66 months ago

      Tell it that, while you “support” its decisions, funding its college education will be contingent on finding a spouse to have a baby with.

      Follow me for more toxic phone-parenting tips.