• @Sanctus
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    5010 months ago

    I need to see a performance of one jump, one whistle, and one fart

    • @Sanctus
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      10 months ago

      Also, does fart originate from flatulence art?

      • @FantasmaNaCasca
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        10 months ago

        Life will not be the same after this.
        A close elevator is now an excusite art gallery.

        My basketball team used to do great fart performances in the van before the out-games. Truly amazing people. Material for Fartonauts.

    • ivanafterall
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      2110 months ago

      I am impressed at the control you’d have to have to not only fart on command, but to fart so consistently that it is considered a specific performance with a name. “Oh, I love this one!” It’s amazing.

      • down daemon
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        310 months ago

        Totally shit his pants at least once before he got good at it

        • ivanafterall
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          110 months ago

          Or perhaps that’s what marks a true flatulist. They’re just built different.

      • @[email protected]
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        110 months ago

        You know that dude ate what he knew made his trumpet bump it for days prior to the audience with the king

        • @Ilovemyirishtemper
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          210 months ago

          Yeah, my immediate thought was, “he must have eaten a lot of dairy, and lactaid wasn’t an option.”