• ivanafterall
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    2111 months ago

    I am impressed at the control you’d have to have to not only fart on command, but to fart so consistently that it is considered a specific performance with a name. “Oh, I love this one!” It’s amazing.

    • down daemon
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      311 months ago

      Totally shit his pants at least once before he got good at it

      • ivanafterall
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        111 months ago

        Or perhaps that’s what marks a true flatulist. They’re just built different.

    • @[email protected]
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      111 months ago

      You know that dude ate what he knew made his trumpet bump it for days prior to the audience with the king

      • @Ilovemyirishtemper
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        211 months ago

        Yeah, my immediate thought was, “he must have eaten a lot of dairy, and lactaid wasn’t an option.”