• Bo7a
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    677 months ago

    Why do the most voracious Xtian monsters always look like how you’d expect a demon in a skinsuit to look if demons were real?

    • @[email protected]
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      317 months ago

      What do you think inspired the look of a demon in a skinsuit?

      They look like what they are.

    • @jpreston2005
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      247 months ago

      This is why the second Poltergeist movies villian (evil preacher Kane) is so damned terrifying. Because you know these people exist in reality, and are just as evil as portrayed in the film.

      The Late Great Julian Beck

      His real life counterpart, kenneth copeland

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        7 months ago

        That man’s prosperity is the closest thing to convincing me that true physical evil exists.

          • @nomous
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            I’m not even religious but Kenneth Copeland looks the fucking devil to me. I wouldn’t trust that on the street in the middle of the day, much less at night.

            Beady little pale wet eyes sunken into overmoisturized and chemically-treated skin. Oily hair too dark for its age, perfect-but-just-real-enough-looking dental work so you know it’s real expensive.

            Given the P in GOP, this thing probably drinks babies adrenochrome in pizza parlor basements.

            I’m not even playing, Kenneth Copeland is evil.

      • @blazeknave
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        47 months ago

        They all look like pedo rapists. All of them.

    • @dhork
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      107 months ago

      That guy would make a perfect Slitheen

    • El Barto
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      Because they’re monsters. They just say they’re Christians because if you’re religious, you pretty much communicated that you’re gullible.