The Picard Maneuver to Lord of the [email protected]English • 6 months agoLucky that he's a fool of a Tookimagemessage-square11arrow-up1592arrow-down16
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minus-square@samus12345linkEnglish83•6 months agoSauron now knows everything about second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish28•edit-25 months agoI love that idea of a divine being of primordial evil downloading all that bullshit and thinking “MAKE IT STOP”.
minus-square@samus12345linkEnglish9•5 months ago“Still, it’s better than what I got from Gollum!” shudders
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•edit-25 months agoEspecially true since you just know that at some point Gollum must have fucked a fish.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish19•5 months agoSauron might have shown up at Morannon personally to faceroll everyone into oblivion before Gollum had time to fall into Mt. Doom, but he was too busy having second breakfast to attend.
minus-square@samus12345linkEnglish12•5 months ago“Second breakfast! These hobbits are onto something!” nom nom nom
minus-square@samus12345linkEnglish6•6 months agoLate, late in the night, the hobbits gnawed on midnight snacks. Even Sauron knows them not.
Sauron now knows everything about second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper.
I love that idea of a divine being of primordial evil downloading all that bullshit and thinking “MAKE IT STOP”.
“Still, it’s better than what I got from Gollum!” shudders
Especially true since you just know that at some point Gollum must have fucked a fish.
He likes them raw and wiggly.
Sauron might have shown up at Morannon personally to faceroll everyone into oblivion before Gollum had time to fall into Mt. Doom, but he was too busy having second breakfast to attend.
“Second breakfast! These hobbits are onto something!” nom nom nom
What about midnight snacks?
Late, late in the night, the hobbits gnawed on midnight snacks. Even Sauron knows them not.