Infrastructure

Optional · 9 months ago

Infrastructure

🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️ · 9 months ago

4 people are richer than God

Wait… Doesn’t the church give all their donation money to that guy? Surely God is still richer. /s

@Frozengyro · 9 months ago

“He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money!”

@ArtVandelay · 9 months ago

There really is a Carlin quote for everything

@CheeseNoodle · 9 months ago

I mean the guy canonically can’t resist taking a bet on wether torturing a guy will make him lose faith, might be a bit of a gambling problem.

@[email protected] · 9 months ago

God spends the money through his disciples, child.

Now fucking tithe.

@Agent641 · 9 months ago

I donate 10% of my income to the poor.

I am the poor.

@edgemaster72 · 9 months ago

The more you give, the more you qualify to receive!

We take tithe now, charity comes next week^TM