• ekZepp
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    6610 months ago

    Trust your dog. He barks, you shoot.

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    • @Viking_Hippie
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      4110 months ago

      Bad advice. My mom’s dog has bad separation anxiety. She’d have to start blasting every time she leaves home or goes from the car to the grocery store…

        • kronisk
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          1110 months ago

          Well, I for one want to hear more about your racist dog?

          • @[email protected]
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            1910 months ago

            It was a Llasa Apso. He was very territorial, would bark at anyone if they came into the house. But if we were walking outside, really only barked at Asian and Black people. I blame his grandparents bc they watched too much Fox News.

          • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ
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            I, too, had a racist dog. He didn’t like black people. He grew up in small town Canada where there was only one black family and the dad was the garbage man, so I think he developed a grudge against him coming up to the house once a week, doing his business with the cans, and then leaving.

            Eventually we moved to a more populated and diverse area and that grudge carried on targeted at any black men :(. I swear he was a good dog otherwise though lol

        • Flying SquidOPM
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          910 months ago

          I have a sexist dog. She hates all men other than me.

          • @[email protected]
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            10 months ago

            That’s pretty common. My cat is like that. My hamster was a lady but also a misogynist.

            Maybe I’m just a terrible parent.

      • ekZepp
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        10 months ago

        … 🤔 … maybe we will double check first.

    • @[email protected]
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      2610 months ago

      If I shot everyone my dog barks at, I’d be committing genocide. This motherfucker barks at every single person that walks by the house. Yet, as soon as the doors open, she’s their best friend. WHAT IS SHE BARKING FOR?!?!

      • ekZepp
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        1410 months ago

        No. Aim for the arms and legs joints. The brain cpu is encased in a titanium skull.

          • ekZepp
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            10 months ago

            Gunshot and acid

    • @PM_ME_SNEKS_IN_HATS
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      710 months ago

      Recently I’ve been replaying Ocarina of Time and my stupid dog barks every time a chicken/Cucco crows. She gets up and barks and freaks out, even though I have actual chickens that actually crow all the time. When Ganandorf evil laughs though, no reaction.