• verity_kindleM
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    7 months ago

    Oh, thank goodness, I thought it was some SJW version of Lara Croft. Deep breath…inhale…exhale…they haven’t gotten to Lara, right? RIGHT?

    • nukeM
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      807 months ago

      Damn SJWs ruined Lara Croft. Smooth and round breasts wtf? Bring back the triangle tits. You may not like it but this is peak performance. Think of the aerodynamics

        • verity_kindleM
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          147 months ago

          Lara’s pixel tits are like a UNESCO World Heritage Site. They’re the patrimony of all mankind, they should be protected. We failed the Bamiyan Buddhas, let’s make sure we don’t fail hers.

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        7 months ago

        Bruh we shitposting. Get with the program.