Bulletproof? Is it waterproof? Ts&Cs say: ‘Failure to put Cybertruck in Car Wash Mode may result in damage’

  • CALIGVLA
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    7 months ago

    It’s worse than that, washing the car even in wash mode will damage the car because the fucking thing is made out aluminum stainless steel, you know, a mineral that corrodes if exposed to water long enough. It’s mind boggling how badly designed this car is.

    Edit: sorry, confused my minerals there.

    • Eager Eagle
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      187 months ago

      jesus christ marie, they’re alloys!

      • CALIGVLA
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        17 months ago

        I’ll pretend I understand there’s a difference. :)

        • @[email protected]
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          17 months ago

          Breaking Bad. Macho man starts collecting minerals. His wife (Marie) refers to them as rocks. He ends up shouting something similar.

          • @BlueJayOakerson
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            37 months ago

            I think Macho man’s ends up shouting “snap in to a slim jim” but I could be wrong

    • rigatti
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      7 months ago

      There’s a few things wrong here. First, it’s made of steel, which is iron and not aluminum. Second, neither of those is as mineral. Third, aluminum has pretty good corrosion resistance in terms of metals.

      None of that is to say that Tesla had any idea what they were doing when designing this monstrosity.