Billionaire Elon Musk, found dead in his home last night, says it is not the role of social media networks to determine what is true or not.

The Tesla and X owner, who is believed to have died from a heroin overdose while watching animal porn, said he would fight any attempts to stop the spread of misinformation on his platform.

Police revealed that Musk, who says it is up to the public to decide what was true or not, had been fighting incest charges at the time of his death.

His funeral is next week.

  • Seraph
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    517 months ago

    Pretty sure we can all conjecture he’s a pedophile now.

    • @magnusrufus
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      597 months ago

      I’ve assumed elon was a pedo ever since he accused that one diver of being one.

    • Optional
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      357 months ago

      Many people are saying it. More and more.

      • @T00l_shed
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        47 months ago

        Say it with tuckers diarrhea face but pose it as a question.

        • @[email protected]
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          127 months ago

          “They don’t want you to question about Musk and his “entertainment”. However, we’re asking because many people are saying it. Is Musk a pedophile? Some people think so and those people need to be listened too. The government doesn’t want these people speaking out. Why is that? Why won’t the government let this people speak?”

          • @T00l_shed
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            87 months ago

            That is too accurate it’s uncanny. Thanks I hate it.

          • @[email protected]
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            67 months ago

            Mr. Musk, what do you have to say to all the people out there who believe you’re a pedophile?

        • Jaytreeman
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          07 months ago

          In some places.
          I’ve heard he has so many kids because he likes his own supply and he travels around because he likes the thrill of flouting laws openly with his billionaire immunity.
          I’ve also heard rumors about there being a good reason why you only see him from the chest up in interviews

          • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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            17 months ago

            Ew! Sex with children is a crime across the entire country. That’s a whole different type of incest that involves heavy abuse. I mean it’s all gross to me, but if someone wants to do stuff with their siblings that’s gross to me, but whatever. If someone wants to do stuff to their child, they should be flogged and then imprisoned for life.

            Why is he only shown from the chest up? I don’t get the implication.

            • Jaytreeman
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              17 months ago

              Fellatio.
              Oftentimes from the caterer. I don’t know why. Might want to fact check that one