I mean, hollandaise sauce is delicious, but to put that on poutine? Heresy!
I’m extremely disappointed that a Canadian restaurant would serve that anti Canadian garbage. A poutine is a sacred thing and should never be altered, that’s ground’s for the death penalty if you ask me.
The right amount of ketchup on Mac and cheese is zero
Correct
This comment is a declaration of war against Canada
The Leafs suck and Qubec waters down their maple syrup
—That’s a declaration of war against Canada
The leafs suck? Welcome honorary Canadian! Come join us on Tuesday to hopefully see the leafs choke yet again against Boston!
BTW, to trigger a good chunk of Canadian’s, just say you made a poutine but used kraft singles (aka American cheese) instead of cheese curds.
I hate myself for even typing that last part.
Oh and hollandaise sauce in place of brown gravy… there’s a real restaurant in Montreal that does that. Granted not the American cheese part.
I mean, hollandaise sauce is delicious, but to put that on poutine? Heresy!
I’m extremely disappointed that a Canadian restaurant would serve that anti Canadian garbage. A poutine is a sacred thing and should never be altered, that’s ground’s for the death penalty if you ask me.
tbf the maple syrup IS watered down, but it’s super weird because it’s literally the Mafia doing it.
Yeah. One one hand I guess i get it. But that the maple syrup mafia exists blows my mind.
Ce soir, we’re gonna boil you down….
The right amount of Kraft Mac and Cheese is also zero.
That seems like not enough though.
Zero is arguably too much.
rm -rf’ing ketchup right now
If I had to choose between always eating ketchup on mac and cheese or ketchup just not existing, I’d delete ketchup from existence.
If your Mac n cheese/eggs need ketchup, you need to learn how to make Mac n cheese/eggs.
I mean I wouldn’t ruin the shittiest mac n cheese with ketchup. Fake cheese slice and some paprika and you’re edible.