Also, take it from a squid- clams don’t meditate. They’re big gooey messes of anxiety in a shell.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      147 months ago

      Hey, you don’t have to take my word for it. Go talk to a clam. Just approach carefully because many of them have AR-15s these days.

      • @postmateDumbass
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        7 months ago

        The Israeli Navy had to take out an entire school of dyslexic salmon chanting “from the sea to the river”.