Also, take it from a squid- clams don’t meditate. They’re big gooey messes of anxiety in a shell.

  • Flying SquidOPM
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    388 months ago

    You would think so, but they’ve got no chill. They spend all day on Clambook getting worked up about things and clamscrolling.

      • Flying SquidOPM
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        148 months ago

        Hey, you don’t have to take my word for it. Go talk to a clam. Just approach carefully because many of them have AR-15s these days.

        • @postmateDumbass
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          8 months ago

          The Israeli Navy had to take out an entire school of dyslexic salmon chanting “from the sea to the river”.

    • @jaybone
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      38 months ago

      Nah, they’re on instaclam.