• @PunnyName
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    198 months ago

    Making lanes so small that 2 grocery carts can’t even fucking pass each other.

    • @[email protected]
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      108 months ago

      Even if the aisles are wider, some oblivious ass with no situational awareness will angle their cart to block you.

      • Midnight Wolf
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        38 months ago

        Just ram them out of the way, full-speed, then act all offended that they didn’t see you. Go full Karen, make it a memory they won’t forget.

        • @Num10ck
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          48 months ago

          user name fits

    • sp3ctr4l
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      48 months ago

      The only grocery store near to me has shopping carts… with poles extending upward toward the ceiling.

      They also have signs which hang from the ceiling, most of which hang 3 inches lower than the poles are tall.

      The aisles are also so small, and have end stands, such that often a single cart cannot even actually turn into them.

      Fuck my life.

      • @Num10ck
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        48 months ago

        time to flirt with the manager and compliment them on their pinata store.

        • sp3ctr4l
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          08 months ago

          Unfortunately the manager appears to be a 60 something lady who seems 60 + a life time of chain smoking if that makes sense.

          I have had relationships with women a few years older than me before, but not a few decades.

          Nope nope nope