The Russians captured a knocked-out Leo cowardlily abandoned by its Ukrainian crew, who refused to splatter all over the crew compartment like Russian MEN. In celebration of this astounding victory, they took it back to Russia as a trophy, and demonstrated their superiority over Westoid ‘technology’ by bending the barrel with a big weight. Take that!
I’m literally quaking in my boots right now after this impressive demonstration of the inherent superiority of Glorious Mother Russia™. Maybe we should surrender now!
My buddy from high school works with tanks for the army. I’ll be sure to let him know he needs to watch out for the new Russian technology of luring tanks under comically large blocks of steel suspended by crane.
The Russians captured a knocked-out Leo cowardlily abandoned by its Ukrainian crew, who refused to splatter all over the crew compartment like Russian MEN. In celebration of this astounding victory, they took it back to Russia as a trophy, and demonstrated their superiority over Westoid ‘technology’ by bending the barrel with a big weight. Take that!
I’m literally quaking in my boots right now after this impressive demonstration of the inherent superiority of Glorious Mother Russia™. Maybe we should surrender now!
My buddy from high school works with tanks for the army. I’ll be sure to let him know he needs to watch out for the new Russian technology of luring tanks under comically large blocks of steel suspended by crane.
Truly a devastating weapon
Cutting edge technology from the Wile E. Coyote War Institute.
I’m sure that block of weight is supplied by the world’s foremost weapons manufacturer, Acme.
wile e coyote is shaking with excitement rn
“You were gonna shoot me then nuke me
but with him you were gonna go all Will-e-Coyote?”
Thats… Somehow even dumber than I thought it would be. Glory to Russia.
I’m terribly inspired by it, just over the moon.