• @Confused_Emus
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    347 months ago

    Flying cars seem like a great idea, but considering how shit everyone seems to be at driving in 2 dimensions I’m very nervous about the idea of giving them a 3rd.

    • @PugJesus
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      757 months ago

      The Russians captured a knocked-out Leo cowardlily abandoned by its Ukrainian crew, who refused to splatter all over the crew compartment like Russian MEN. In celebration of this astounding victory, they took it back to Russia as a trophy, and demonstrated their superiority over Westoid ‘technology’ by bending the barrel with a big weight. Take that!

  • @PugJesus
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    247 months ago

    UNKNOWN TECHNOLOGY! [crush]

  • @[email protected]M
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    137 months ago

    Couldn’t that tank be scavenged for parts? Even a barrel with proper tolerances would be valuable, in a land in which precision machining seems to be unknown…

  • @[email protected]
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    77 months ago

    An Iron Curtain has descended across… hold on, I’m being informed it is only an Iron Brick.

  • @[email protected]
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    47 months ago

    Flying cars need new physics or a ZPM per car and steering AI isn’t there yet in 2D, so that’s why.

  • @48954246
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    27 months ago

    Brrrrr brrrrr…