• partial_accumen
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    1058 months ago

    “When there are sidebars, an attorney doesn’t leave his side anymore because leaving him alone means leaving him to potentially sleep,” Rubin said. “He has a stack of papers with him at all times now to go through.”

    “We tried everything! Jangling keys above his head, coloring books and crayons featuring his favorite MAGA hero (himself), its just too difficult to try to keep him focused.” -Rubin probably

    • @dhork
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      378 months ago

      I’d like to know what is in those papers. I wonder if they are just complementary news stories about him. I bet the only subject that can hold his attention is himself.

      • @halcyoncmdr
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        228 months ago

        Probably just blank papers. It’s still debatable whether he can actually read.

      • partial_accumen
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        168 months ago

        My guess? Stolen classified files missed during the Mar-a-lago file seizure. Would it surprise anyone if he brought incriminating evidence into court?

        • teft
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          58 months ago

          Like a guy with a suspended license who drives to his DUI trial.

    • @baru
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      88 months ago

      its just too difficult to try to keep him focused

      Put a McDonald’s meal in front of him. That’ll get his attention.

    • Bakkoda
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      18 months ago

      I saw this episode of It’s Always Sunny where they used a Bluetooth vibrator to help Frank cheat at chess.