Google is laying off more employees and hiring for their roles outside of the U.S.

Google is laying off more employees and hiring for their roles outside of the U.S.

  • @[email protected]English
    107•7 months ago

    “Juice the next 3 months.”

    Thats it. Thats the whole strategy each exec uses until they leave.

    • @[email protected]English
      24•7 months ago

      How can I get one of these jobs? Important detail I’m not rich.

      Seems like a low skill job.

      • @Daft_ishEnglish
        12•7 months ago

        Quick answer this one question.

        You are given a button that upon pressing kills 100,000 people. The button does nothing else.

        Do you press the button?

        • PromethielEnglish
          20•7 months ago

          Of course not. Why would I risk limiting our market share that way?

          I demonstrate synergy and the ability to run an agile ship by instead outsourcing development of an app charging 1,000,000,000 people $15 monthly for the privilege of pressing the button and posting that they weren’t it this month.

          Then I press it, because we must make sure our actions align with increasing shareholder value.

          • @Daft_ishEnglish
            12•7 months ago

            Sir, please wait by the door for your hummer limo straight to the upper crust.

          • @Daft_ishEnglish
            9•7 months ago

            Ahh, see you have a conscience. Sorry you’re not billionaire material.

            I would have accepted:

            “Yes, for the mere thrill of it”

            “Yes, they deserve it”

            “Yes”

            “No, that isn’t nearly enough”

            “Yes, it’s my right”