Google is laying off more employees and hiring for their roles outside of the U.S.

Google is laying off more employees and hiring for their roles outside of the U.S.

  • @[email protected]English
    24•8 months ago

    How can I get one of these jobs? Important detail I’m not rich.

    Seems like a low skill job.

    • @Daft_ishEnglish
      12•8 months ago

      Quick answer this one question.

      You are given a button that upon pressing kills 100,000 people. The button does nothing else.

      Do you press the button?

      • PromethielEnglish
        20•8 months ago

        Of course not. Why would I risk limiting our market share that way?

        I demonstrate synergy and the ability to run an agile ship by instead outsourcing development of an app charging 1,000,000,000 people $15 monthly for the privilege of pressing the button and posting that they weren’t it this month.

        Then I press it, because we must make sure our actions align with increasing shareholder value.

        • @Daft_ishEnglish
          12•8 months ago

          Sir, please wait by the door for your hummer limo straight to the upper crust.

        • @Daft_ishEnglish
          9•8 months ago

          Ahh, see you have a conscience. Sorry you’re not billionaire material.

          I would have accepted:

          “Yes, for the mere thrill of it”

          “Yes, they deserve it”

          “Yes”

          “No, that isn’t nearly enough”

          “Yes, it’s my right”