I’m Jewish and have been told very angrily that I killed Jesus more than once. It’s fun.

  • Name-Not-Applicable
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    -498 months ago

    This. Why don’t these people understand that Jesus died for EVERYONE’S sins?
    WE ALL KILLED JESUS. Accept Him and repent.

    • @Zombiepirate
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      358 months ago

      I never killed anyone though. That’s just emotional manipulation.

        • @[email protected]
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          88 months ago

          I feel like the stigma of sin is vastly overplayed when it’s just an element of being human. Adultery and murder are the same as existing? Alrighty, almighty!

      • Nakedmole
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        58 months ago

        In a wider sense, just by shopping in the supermarket or owning a cellphone, you are participating in worldwide exploitation and mass murder.

      • @AbidanYre
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        38 months ago

        Sounds like you’re not very good at being a zombie or a pirate then.

        • @Zombiepirate
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          18 months ago

          Oh, you’ve got the wrong idea.

          I don’t eat brains, I prefer other intellectual properties.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      218 months ago

      I never asked him to do that and I don’t particularly want to go to an afterlife filled with sanctimonious Christians, so I’ll take the L, thanks.

      • @[email protected]
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        38 months ago

        Valhalla seems pretty chill, I’ll look forward to seeing you there… or maybe I’ll go chill with my pa in the sky people’s city. Honestly, I think I’d probably want to be an afterlife tourist… I wonder how early I need to book that.

        • Flying SquidOP
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          18 months ago

          I don’t want to go on forever. It sounds awful. Imagine every boring moment in your life and multiply it by infinity.

    • @eran_morad
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      208 months ago

      You gotta be mentally ill to believe this shit.

    • @[email protected]
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      188 months ago

      If Jesus died for our sins then we’re letting him die in vain by not sinning.

      sin for Jesus friend.

    • @[email protected]
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      148 months ago

      You all can have your little LARP and potluck, but kindly leave the rest of us the fuck out of it. I get that the world sucks and thinking someone will give you cookies for taking all the shit rich folks pile on you day after day is appealing, but it’s just excusing your own exploitation. I’m not about that life.