• @STOMPYI
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    157 months ago

    Would you trust your baby alone in the woods with a random man or a Boeing exec?

    • TunaCowboy
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      227 months ago

      Is there a bear option?

      • @STOMPYI
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        157 months ago

        Sorry. Bears have mysteriously shot themselves in the head.

    • @[email protected]
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      7 months ago

      Execs have the most psychopats and narcicists, so the chances of them abandoning the kid are high.

      • Billiam
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        7 months ago

        They wouldn’t abandon a child.

        They would use the child as much as possible to save themselves. Noisemaker for a search party, small hands to reach into tight spaces, easy bear escape mechanism, etc.

    • @Crackhappy
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      37 months ago

      A bear. I choose a bear.

      • @STOMPYI
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        27 months ago

        At least 4 bears …

          • @STOMPYI
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            27 months ago

            Funny enough it’s still 4. Now frogs, frogs are different. Frogs lay eggs so taking that into account its 100 frogs.

    • @lanolinoil
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      17 months ago

      No – I’m not saying we should trust our current institutions, nor that I trust them, but it does seem to be a big problem

      • @STOMPYI
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        27 months ago

        I hear ya and am with ya…