For me:

  • Monkeys and apes: they look too much like humans and expose many terrible traits of humans.

  • Greyhounds: their thin long body shape look weird to me.

  • @Delphia
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    837 months ago

    Horses.

    Its an easily startled 900lb retard with sledgehammers for hands.

    No its not majestic, keep it the direct fuck away from me.

    • @[email protected]
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      157 months ago

      I was gunna ride a horse when I was real young. Was at a party or something cause there was a good amount of people there. I was next in line to ride said horse. The guy in front of me, being it was his turn, went to walk up to another horse. That horse was not a fan a bucked. Hoof straight to the side of the face. Down he goes.

      Last thing I saw was him laying there motionless. Never learned anything else of it as everyone had to leave. Never tired to ride a horse from that day foward.

      I’ll chill with some cows though

      • @Cypher
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        17 months ago

        Cows kill more people every year than horses…

    • @SirSamuel
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      147 months ago

      I wish I could find the original quote, but Sam Vimes, in one of Terry Pratchett’s books, says something to the effect of “being one of nature’s pedestrians. Never trust anything that looks at you with its teeth”

    • TotallyNotSpez
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      127 months ago

      Horses are fucking douchebags. One ran me over back when I was 6 years old. I never forgave them.

      • Victor
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        147 months ago

        Like the saying goes, if one horse ran you over, they all did.

    • @EnderMB
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      107 months ago

      I’ve always found horses to be weird animals. They have personality, but have no expression outside of losing their shit. Their posture also looks uncomfortable as fuck, always being stood up, and being on small hooves despite being huge.

      I’ve always said that they’re prisoners in their own bodies.

    • DasFaultier
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      87 months ago

      I, too, share your hatred for horses. They are arrogant fucks who think they are better then everyone else. One exception: there’s these large horses with fluffy hooves and fat asses that seem to be chill and more like large dogs. You’re OK.

    • BruceTwarzen
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      67 months ago

      Horses are almost the worst, horae people are even worse. My girlfriend has a coworker and apparently all she does is talking about her horse and how unwell it is, and how fucking expensive the hose doctor, acupuncture, hose psychologist and keeping the horse in general is. One day she showed me a picture of her company dinner and i asked her which one the horse girl is. Of course she pointed at the 100+kg ork.
      They also shove ginger in their butts to make them walk funny. Again, i don’t even like them, but they still don’t deserve to be ridden around or drove around in a trailer for hour. I would be a miserable cunt too

    • @itsnotits
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      7 months ago
      • It’s* an easily startled
      • it’s* not majestic